1 - The red nosed sweaty sock cunt retiring
2 - spurzzz falling into 'THE GAP' yet again
3 - John Terry missing out on yet another European Cup Final
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5 - Wigan Athletic beating Manchester City in the FA Cup Final
6 - Harry Redknapp getting his 3rd team relegated from the premier League
7 - Rio retiring from the England National team
8 - Beckham retiring
9 - The ginger dwarf retiring
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