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Shag, Marry, Kill (My Football Version)

PostPosted: May 9th, 2012, 4:39 pm
by The GFP
We all know the old Shag, Marry, Kill game with women but i though id change it and see what people choose

So using Arsenal we can play "Buy, Sell, Kill"

BUY 1 player for your club
SELL 1 player from your club
KILL 1 player (any club)


Mine ...

BUY - Eden Hazard (He is the messia, Messi is past it!)
SELL - Johan Djourou (Utterly incompetent defender)
KILL -Ronaldo (Spotty little gay cunt)

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill (My Football Version)

PostPosted: May 9th, 2012, 5:05 pm
by Punkie
Buy - Messi
Sell - pick any from Adam, Downing, Henderson, Spearing
Kill - Ronaldo (christiano) I just don't like him.

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill (My Football Version)

PostPosted: June 6th, 2012, 2:05 am
by The GFP
seems Ronaldo is doomed

oh well never mind eh!

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill (My Football Version)

PostPosted: June 18th, 2012, 9:03 pm
by DB10's_LoveChild
Buy - Edinson Cavani (RvP replacement) :P

Sell - Seb Squillaci

Kill - Nani...Greasy little fuck!

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill (My Football Version)

PostPosted: June 18th, 2012, 9:27 pm
by The GFP
nani does seem to think he is a world class player when he is a gerry curl little cunt

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill (My Football Version)

PostPosted: March 12th, 2013, 11:41 pm
by Baubaul
Buy:Van Persie (I know,I know, but I am like a teenager craving for a fucktard that makes me scream!)
Sell:Diaby (It is time son to donate you to science)
kill : John Terry (kill kill kill kill kill kill)

Re: Shag, Marry, Kill (My Football Version)

PostPosted: March 20th, 2013, 11:21 pm
by anarsenalminion
Buy Cesc
Sell the Squid
Kill ... oh so many to choose from... i think I'm going to have to pick Ronaldo